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Cleo Ritter

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[She just stares, blankly.]

That's... the one with the yellow people, right?

[mincingminuet]

Yep. Yellow people.

How did you miss these?

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[She shrugs, lightly.]

The orphanage only allowed the TVs to be set to things that would be appropriate even if one of the younger kids walked in on it.

[mincingminuet]

Well, now you have Seinfeld to keep you occupied. I'll see if I can find some good Simpsons episodes too.

[This may help make Cleo a more functioning person. Or...maybe just poison her poor mind.]

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[She lets out a laugh, though it's more of a wheeze.]

You know I likely won't have any recollection of this once I'm out of the hospital, right?

[mincingminuet]

That's...kind of the best way to experience this stuff.

Remember bits and pieces, little flashes and stupid catch phrases. It's 90s sitcom garbage.

[And it is still better than 2 and a Half Men. That was pure fucking torture and Unreality needs to be ashamed of itself.]

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I'll take your word for it... I've never heard of something that's best experienced while high.

[this sounds weird but she'll try it]

[mincingminuet]

Really? Never? Not even nachos?

[cattack]

Why would nachos be better high?

[?????]

[mincingminuet]

Reasons.

Are you ready to sleep, Cleo?